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Sin Mark is a game found online at http://armorgames.com/play/2919/sin-mark and is written by con artist.

The story line of this game is that demons are flowing out of portals placed all over the city. The demons kill everything in their path. The secret to defeating the demons is to destroy runic stones that lay close to the portals that they are coming up out of. The only man that could help the people at this dark time was a man by the name of Akahn. The game now begins and you start to play.

You start off in a field and you use the A and D or the arrow keys to move around. You also use the mouse by clicking and holding the mouse button to shoot. Your goal per level is to destroy all of the portals but before doing this you should collect the funes from the runic stones. The runes are used for spells ranging from fire, earth, storm, bone, chaos and destruction. You use the runes to make different combinations. You are allowed to make twenty different spells useful for defending and attacking. You will also collect trinkets throughout the game. You are given different helpful stats such as faster health and regeneration to be able to get more trinkets faster.

My personal tip for staying alive is to get the health trinket if you don’t get it but get the trinket to get more trinkets faster put that on until you are able to get the health trinket. The game is fun, entertaining and a challenge. It makes for a very fun game. This game reminded me of the game Diablo and Rpg. It has similar music the idea of getting rid of demons and evil things. It also has great graphics and style. I would give this game a rating of 5 out of 5. This is truly a game I liked and I hope you like it also.

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You tube funny stuff?

wot funni stuff do u know about on u tube.
Add as many links as poss.

Mi favs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK0l2tqFD…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTel…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxVZi1-kU…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZUPCB953…

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A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary
supposedly submitted this..

Last weekend I saw something at Larry’s Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked
my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking
for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was
a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse- sized tazer. The effects of the tazer
were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on
your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety….??

WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it
home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darnn thing and pushed the
button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I
pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same
time; I’d get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth
between the prongs.

AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn
spot is on the face of her microwave.

Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it
couldn’t be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries, right? There
I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting
little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I
really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I
must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second)
and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going
to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I
did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong?

So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading
glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one
hand, tazer in the other. The directions said that a one-second burst
would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was
supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a
three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the
ground like a fish out of water… Any burst longer than three seconds
would be wasting the batteries.

All the while I’m looking at this little device measuring about 5″
long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and
(loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-A batteries) thinking to myself,
‘no possible way!’ What happened next is almost beyond description, but
I’ll do my best….?

I’m sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one
side as to say, ‘don’t do it dipstick,’ reasoning that a one-second
burst from such a tiny little ole’ thing couldn’t hurt all that bad. I
decided to give myself a one-second burst just for heck of it. I
touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and . . .

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD . . .. WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION
. . . WHAT THE … !!!

I’m pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me
up in the recliner, and then body slammed us both on the carpet, over
and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the
fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples
on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under
my body in the oddest position, and a tingling in my legs? The cat was
making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture
frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid
getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.

Note: If you ever feel compelled to ‘mug’ yourself with a tazer, one
note of caution: there is no such thing as a one-second burst when you
zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged
from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three-
second burst would be considered conservative?

IT HURT LIKE … !!!

A minute or so later (I can’t be sure, as time was a relative thing at
that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and
surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of
the fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from
where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were
still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain,
and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I had no control over the drooling.

Apparently I pooped on myself, but was too numb to know for sure and my
sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head which
I believe came from my hair. I’m still looking for my testicles, and
I’m inclined to offer a significant reward for their safe return!

P.S. My wife, can’t stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift,
and now regularly threatens me with it!

If you think education is difficult, try being stupid.

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In the 21st century what regular American Joe does not like a super funny video or some one doing something ridiculous or falling off of something? To some people they think a funny video is watching your local movie star run or just a regular guy run into a tree and be shot out of the front window. Everyone has a different idea on what is funny.

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This is a review of Learn to Fly, a game which can be found at
http://armorgames.com/play/3789/learn-to-fly and is by lightbringer777.

The story is how you are a penguin that hops on his computer to look at an awesome penguin article and finds out that penguins are flightless birds. You set out to prove that the article is wrong. There are 5 levels in the game with each becoming harder as you advance. You get achievement points that slowly allow you to progress. A good way to get the achievement points faster in this game is to follow a few tricks and tips. Step one is that once you have gotten the first glider you should start buying some ramp height acceleration and air resistance.

This will help you out a lot after having a few points then start working towards your rocket and a bigger fuel amount. After this the game is very easy. My personal opinion is that you should buy the second glider. Then you should save up for the most expensive glider. After you reach this level you should get the best rocket booster. This will allow you to accelerate your money gain by a lot.

I would like to give you a tip on your launch technique. After launching into the air you should use half or all of your rocket fuel and go at a 45 degree incline till you slow down.
Then change to decline at a little less angle then flatten out once you almost hit the ground. You should then pull back up to a 25 degree angle and repeat it again. If you still have fuel then make sure to use it once you start to slow down. One aspect of this game is that you can take on the challenge to win the game in the least amount of turns. This is really a fun game and an awesome idea. I would give this game a rating of 3 out of 5.

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Very funny quotes are considered by many to be just-another-sort-of-funny-stuff-around. Well, I couldn’t disagree more!

Sure, there are many funny quotations that don’t really teach us anything, and were designed just for that – to be funny. However, behind many of those very funny quotes lies a wisdom of ages, and we could truly learn a lot from them if we just take Read the rest of this entry »

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This is a review of defend-you-honor, a game found online at
http://armorgames.com/play/5090/defend-your-honor

Defend is about what it sounds like. You are trying to defend your honor. In the beginning the story line goes on and on about how worthless you are while you are in a bar. Then after a little bit you realize that you are talking to yourself. You see an article that the king is missing his statue. And you can get a big award for finding it. You go up to the castle and talk to the king. The statue is in thee basement. but there are a lot of enemies that you have to fight to get it. The king says he will give up a portion of his kingdom for the one who can get it back for him. So you decide to head down to get it.

We start off on the trek to get it. This game is the basic tower defense game. You build a tower to hold back the enemy from getting to a building. However, in this game there are keys and fake statues. When you start out there are five dogs. One big dog that’s in the middle of the room and the rest are numbered one through four. The hint with the game said you might want to start with the first door. Then you get three more doors so you go into the first door. In the first door is a key. The same is true with the second door. You use the keys to open the three doors. While in the third door you get a fake statue that is used to open the big giant door in the man room and you need four of them.

The game plays like this. You get your main character and use him to defend so that you can get the item in the end. You can upgrade your guy three times. Each time you get double the attack power and it also increases your attack range. Your main character has a magic use that can attack most units. His attack power is not that great. Then you have the dwarf who has a strong attack but it is only effective for short range. You get the dwarf later in the game. This is the same with all the characters. Then you get the witch who does no attack but does increase the attack power of the units around her. Later there is the troll who has great range and attack and the last is a girl that talks to bugs but she can slow down the enemy movements.

Here is a little hint. You get money from killing the enemy but you also get 10% interest on the money that you hold at the end of each round so you should save up as much as you can. In addition all the money that you have left at the end of the level you get to keep to buy more and more men so you want to try and save up as much money as you can. Up grade units only if you need to. You might get hurt once in a while but in the end you will get more money so you can have more men. So good luck and have fun with this game. I know I did.

Colony is a game found online at http://armorgames.com/play/4264/colony

If any one remembers the game Starcraft, the game colony reminds me of that game. The game is mostly a story which is kind of weird because you play as both the enemy and the main good guys. The story is about how you check out a base that is not responding to your attempted hails. Then on your sensors you read movement in the base and you decide to send some marines to check out the base. They kill your men so you have to build an army to attack the enemy. You end up playing both sides within the game. That is most of the story but toward the end the rebels realize that their leader is messing with them. In the end you decide to fight back. In the main story there are three factions which are the capitalist which gives you more resources. Every so often then the other faction, the communist, gets the regular amount of money but when they kill a guy they get the money for it. Finally you have the fascist and they get the special when they kill. The special item they get lets you build super units.

The basic building items are an armory that lets you get all three resources which are money, men and energy. The bank gets you money but you can upgrade the bank to earn more money. Then there is the hospital that gives you medic and man units and two supers. With the barracks you get ground units that mostly just cost man power. The air base gives you air units that mostly just seem to use up energy. Another item you can use is the power plant that just gives you energy and you can up its power to give you more energy. The missile base that lets you build missile that just kill but they cost so much resources. Concerning the air and ground bases you can up grade them to give you more units and also additional special units. There are units that just kill man which are the tanks and the helicopter.

There are only four places you can build buildings and the same go with your allies so be wise what you choose to spend your resources on. My advice would be to not build an air and ground base because you won’t get the resources that you need. So good luck and have fun with the game.

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How about these right… I think you’ll find the following nuggets of wisdom particularly insightful. Leave your comments below. Check out the second one in particular…

Very funny mascot half-time dance

funniest vid I’ve seen in a while YouTube- Awesome Mascot Dance at Halftime YouTube- Awesome Mascot Dance at Halftime.

The Beatles Have Something Else to Sell You

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