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Tell me some interesting/funny stuff about someone in your family who passed away?

My grandfather served in WWII under Mussolini, and was forced to enlist because he was 18. When the Americans landed, he and his platoon waited for them in the town cantina, and brought them all wine.

They had a celebration all together, because they had been 'liberated' by the Read the rest of this entry »

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How about these right… I think you’ll find the following nuggets of wisdom particularly insightful. Leave your comments below. Check out the second one in particular…

Beer , Beer ,Beer ! Funny stuff – Kansas City Chiefs Forums

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National Association of Undertakers Backs GOP Health Plan

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Ok so 3 more posts today that I’ve dug up – I’m an information JUNKIE on this stuff lately. Give em a browse and let me know what ya reckon. They’re just from a few different sites I’ve been surfing lately that are generally good for information like this…

Funny Games – Action Games – Running Free

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Back with more news for you today. It’s amazing how much good information there is on this stuff out there if you know where to look. Three in particular that I found really valuable were…

R&B mogul Dupri answers the rock ‘n’ roll call

It’s kind of funny because I was in the studio with Usher, and Polow was working with him and he was like, “Did you hear the song you Read the rest of this entry »

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Ok so 3 more posts today that I’ve dug up – I’m an information JUNKIE on this stuff lately. Give em a browse and let me know what ya reckon. They’re just from a few different sites I’ve been surfing lately that are generally good for information like this…

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If you guys need porn there’s countless websites that will deliver a lot better than this… this Read the rest of this entry »

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Sin Mark is a game found online at http://armorgames.com/play/2919/sin-mark and is written by con artist.

The story line of this game is that demons are flowing out of portals placed all over the city. The demons kill everything in their path. The secret to defeating the demons is to destroy runic stones that lay close to the portals that they are coming up out of. The only man that could help the people at this dark time was a man by the name of Akahn. The game now begins and you start to play.

You start off in a field and you use the A and D or the arrow keys to move around. You also use the mouse by clicking and holding the mouse button to shoot. Your goal per level is to destroy all of the portals but before doing this you should collect the funes from the runic stones. The runes are used for spells ranging from fire, earth, storm, bone, chaos and destruction. You use the runes to make different combinations. You are allowed to make twenty different spells useful for defending and attacking. You will also collect trinkets throughout the game. You are given different helpful stats such as faster health and regeneration to be able to get more trinkets faster.

My personal tip for staying alive is to get the health trinket if you don’t get it but get the trinket to get more trinkets faster put that on until you are able to get the health trinket. The game is fun, entertaining and a challenge. It makes for a very fun game. This game reminded me of the game Diablo and Rpg. It has similar music the idea of getting rid of demons and evil things. It also has great graphics and style. I would give this game a rating of 5 out of 5. This is truly a game I liked and I hope you like it also.

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You tube funny stuff?

wot funni stuff do u know about on u tube.
Add as many links as poss.

Mi favs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK0l2tqFD…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTel…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxVZi1-kU…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZUPCB953…

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A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary
supposedly submitted this..

Last weekend I saw something at Larry’s Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked
my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking
for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was
a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse- sized tazer. The effects of the tazer
were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on
your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety….??

WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it
home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darnn thing and pushed the
button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I
pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same
time; I’d get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth
between the prongs.

AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn
spot is on the face of her microwave.

Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it
couldn’t be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries, right? There
I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting
little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I
really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I
must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second)
and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going
to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I
did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong?

So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading
glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one
hand, tazer in the other. The directions said that a one-second burst
would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was
supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a
three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the
ground like a fish out of water… Any burst longer than three seconds
would be wasting the batteries.

All the while I’m looking at this little device measuring about 5″
long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and
(loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-A batteries) thinking to myself,
‘no possible way!’ What happened next is almost beyond description, but
I’ll do my best….?

I’m sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one
side as to say, ‘don’t do it dipstick,’ reasoning that a one-second
burst from such a tiny little ole’ thing couldn’t hurt all that bad. I
decided to give myself a one-second burst just for heck of it. I
touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and . . .

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD . . .. WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION
. . . WHAT THE … !!!

I’m pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me
up in the recliner, and then body slammed us both on the carpet, over
and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the
fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples
on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under
my body in the oddest position, and a tingling in my legs? The cat was
making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture
frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid
getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.

Note: If you ever feel compelled to ‘mug’ yourself with a tazer, one
note of caution: there is no such thing as a one-second burst when you
zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged
from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three-
second burst would be considered conservative?

IT HURT LIKE … !!!

A minute or so later (I can’t be sure, as time was a relative thing at
that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and
surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of
the fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from
where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were
still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain,
and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I had no control over the drooling.

Apparently I pooped on myself, but was too numb to know for sure and my
sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head which
I believe came from my hair. I’m still looking for my testicles, and
I’m inclined to offer a significant reward for their safe return!

P.S. My wife, can’t stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift,
and now regularly threatens me with it!

If you think education is difficult, try being stupid.

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